- Why Cops Are Scumbags

I'm going to share a couple of stories of why I hate pigs, I mean cops.

Well, as some of you probably have already, I read a story on MSNBC about a 10-year-old girl who was tasered by a police officer because she was uncooperative when her mother tried to send her to a youth shelter. She was apparently throwing a tantrum on the floor because she didn't want to go. The mother called the police and when they arrived, she instructed them to use their taser. Without going into a probably 3 page long rant about how much this irks me, I'll say a couple of simple things. To the mother: You are a f-ing bitch who should accidentally break your freaking arms ... and to the pig, are you that much of a pussy that you need to use a taser to control a 10-year-old girl? YOU are the reason why I hate cops so much. Whether or not the trip to the youth shelter was justified, I don't know and I won't speculate, but even if you did have to physically remove a little kid from a situation, is it too hard to simply wrap your arms around the kid from behind, lift that massive 50 lb weight, and carry it away? You are a worthless piece of dog shit and I hope you get fired! But you won't because cops always protect cops. It's like they have their own freaking government and they can make any rule and just as easily break it. You abuse your power and authority and for that, you can all suck it!

Before I read about this story, I still hated cops. Here are a couple of my own stories of run-ins with cops and, believe it or not, they are all true.

Story 1: I got a $25 safety violation ticket because I had snow on my back window ... did I mention that this was in a blizzard?

Story 2: I was parked next to someone who had the same car as me and I ended up with their parking ticket. The pigs didn't believe me.

Story 3: I was ticketed for tailgating ... in a traffic jam. Did I also mention that the pig was about 5 or 6 cars directly behind me? He turned on his lights and everyone moved for him so he could pull me over.

Story 4: I was at a house once that got busted for pot. On that particular day, I didn't take part in the session (luckily), I had turned down the offer and arrived after it was over so we could all go bowling. I didn't get in any trouble so I didn't make a special visit to my family to tell them about it. The next day, the same pig that did the bust made a point to pull over my father and tell him all about it. I was 20-years-old.

Story 5: I was 18 and it was Christmas Eve. I was driving down to Cape Cod to do some last minute shopping. I was pulled over for no reason (at least he didn't tell me what the reason was)and he verbally destroyed me. He questioned me about why I wasn't in school (ass), and he tried to get me to confess that I had pot in my car. I repeatedly told him that I didn't have any weed, and even if I did, I wasn't stupid enough to tell him about it. He then started to harass my girlfriend at the time for being with me because I wore a backwards baseball cap and my drug habits were a bad influence. What the F is he talking about? He eventually let me go, but I hope that someday he spends the 20 minutes he wasted of my life being very very ill.

Story 6: I was pulled over because I didn't let a cop cut me off when he was at a stop sign and I wasn't. He said that he was a cop and that gave him the right of way no matter what. OK jackass, I'll just hit my brakes going 50 and cause an accident, just so you don't have to wait at a stop sign. FU!

Story 7: The first time I was pulled over for speeding, the cop asked me if I had ever received a speeding ticket before. I told him no, which was the truth, and he went about his business. When he returned to my vehicle, he threw the speeding ticket on my lap and said, "I wasn't going to give this to you but since you lied to me, I am." When I asked what I lied about, he told me I received a a ticket here and a ticket there, blah blah blah. I then told him that he never asked about a ticket, he asked about a speeding ticket, which meant I was telling the truth. It didn't matter to him and I got stuck with the ticket. I fought this one in court and even though I lost, I left the courtroom to cheers because I made this guy look like a total asshole in front of the judge.


I could give you more but I don't think I have to. I could mention that they continuously get away with crimes, including murder. What the hell do they get paid for anyway? Short of patrolling places, flexing their huge muscles, and trying hard as they can to look tough, what the hell do they do to earn as much money as they do? If you think about it, it's the civilians that solve crimes. Without us, they wouldn't find the criminals and they wouldn't solve the case. So basically, they get paid to ask questions and look mean and intimidating when they do it. The article said that the girl was kicking and screaming and caught the cop in the groin ... LOL! She should have kicked him in the freakin face.

Random Thoughts:

1) Flash Forward better not become another Lost. I don't think I could handle it.

2) Why can't radio stations play a variety of music, even though most of the mottos are 'Today's best variety!' Don't you mean, 'Today's top 5'?

3) The New Moon hype is fascinating! If Robert Pattinson didn't wear as much make-up as Tammy Fay Baker, he probably wouldn't look as fake. To all those chicks that love him, you can no longer insult fake boobies ... I'll wait for the $.99 DVD.

4) My second book comes out in 41 days!

5) Winter is coming, which means I will be in a bad mood for about 8 months.

6) Oprah's leaving ABC ... oh yeah, I forgot that I didn't care.

7) Only a soap opera can get away with a 17-year-old born 4 years ago. I love it!

VC's 3 -- Sex Scenes in Film (not counting porn)

Worst:

3) Elizabeth Berkeley (Showgirls: All of them): I don't know why, but the sex scenes in this movie were really lame. Too fake.

2) Kim Basinger & Mickey Rourke (9 1/2 Weeks: Kitchen scene): I hate honey so this scene was disgusting.

1) Heather Matarazzo & Monica Malicova (Hostel 2: Bathtub): This was a masturbation scene, but it was really quite disturbing. I'm not into a woman spanking the monkey while slicing a girl left and right who is hanging upside down. Not to mention, the masturbating woman was bathing in the blood while doing herself. What the F is wrong with the guy who wrote that?

Best:

3) Madonna & Willem Defoe (Body of Evidence: The Parking Garage): Super hot chick on the hood of a car wearing a skirt. Need I say more? YES I CAN! The guy is standing on the ground!

2) Matt Dillon, Neve Campbell, and Denise Richards (Wild Things: Hotel Scene): Not too much as far as graphics here, but DAMN! That scene was super hot!

1) Sharon Stone & Michael Douglas (Basic Instinct: First Time): What can I say? I was convinced they were really doing the nasty! This was the best non-porno sex scene of all time. What makes it great is that the 10 minutes leading up to it during the club scene gets you freaking hot. God bless this scene! For the record ... this movie is great foreplay, especially when you watch it with someone you want to be with but you haven't fooled around yet because your nerves are winning the battle. This movie is the perfect nerve barrier breaker! It's also good if you just want to bang your spouse.


Till next time
The Visionchild
www.dansvisionproductions.com

- The DVR Curse

Since my last blog was very angry, I figured I would do something a little more fun. Don't get me wrong, I am still going to piss and moan :)

Anybody that knows me knows that I absolutely can not live without television. If I could sit down and watch 23 hours of TV a day, I would. If necessary, I guess I could live without it, but I would be miserable. It's really funny because a few months ago, my wife and I were deciding whether or not we should get rid of the TV. I told her I could live without it and I wouldn't be against it. A couple days later, we went out and bought a 42" LCD flat screen wall mounted TV. (I have the most amazing wife!) I know that TV is one of the contributors to numerous issues with today's youth, but I grew up with it, and I intend to die with it.

Now that I have two children, I'm trying very hard to make sure they don't turn out like me. I don't want them to have the same television habits I do. That's why I'm glad that the DVR was invented. I can watch my shows when they aren't present (at least some of the time). It was a freakin genius idea, but it's also a curse. For a society that is trying to find ways to cut back TV time, they do something that has the opposite result ... as it is with all of society's goals.

A couple years ago, I had about 3 or 4 shows I would watch in a week. Nothing too crazy. I figure it's normal for the average TV watcher. But now that I have DVR, I find myself recording ... let's see, 1 ... 2 ... 3 ... 4 ... 5 ... 6 ... 7 ... 8 ... about 8 shows a week, and that doesn't count the specials that come on every now and then. There's a choice that needs to be made, either they need to stop making so many damn good shows, or I need to stop watching TV. Since the second one is not an option, so they need to stop making so many good shows.

My wife also watches her few shows each week. It's a good thing because her shows sometimes override something extra that I want to watch, so it eases the stress. In a lot of ways, I wish I didn't even have the TV. Every morning I sit on the floor with my oldest son and read books with him. I can't help but think to myself, 'I really wish he liked TV'. I have to thank my son though, because now that he is getting older and becoming more fun, I choose to play with him instead. However, I often still have the TV on, just for the background noise.

I bet you're all wondering, "Visionchild, when do you have time to watch those shows?" To answer you, when I can. I often fall 2, sometimes 3 weeks behind on the weekly shows, and the daily shows I try to sneak in when the kids are napping or if they have independent play time. It's getting more difficult to watch TV, especially with two young children. By the time I get to watch these shows, some stupid radio DJ is ruining it for me (see an earlier blog about that complaint).

I don't want anyone to think that I would rather watch TV than spend time with my kids because that is NOT true at all. I think of TV as an addiction. If anyone has had an addiction before, you know how difficult it is to quit, especially cold turkey. At least I don't use twitter, except to post these blogs. Sometimes I just wish that people would stop contributing to my addiction. If I was a smoker trying to cut down, would you constantly buy me smokes?



Random Thoughts:

1) They executed a guy for shooting a gas station attendant. Why is someone who killed 13 people still alive?

2) I wish people would give Rihanna the credit she deserves for simply being talented as hell. It's a shame that it took a beating from her assmonkey ex-boyfriend for that to happen.

3) Taylor Swift, I'm a big fan, but you should be thanking Kanye West right now, as much of a douchebag that he is.

4) OH MY GOD! Oprah's leaving ABC ... oh yeah ... who cares?

5) So You Think You Can Dance! My wife enjoys the show. I don't care for it very much. They should change the name to ... So You Think You Can Tell Mary Murphy To Shut The Hell Up! When I have the TV muted, I can still hear that f-ing woman scream.

6) Praise to Mike Tyson for whopping a paparazzo's ass. They freakin deserve it.

7) CMA award's. Am I the only one that thinks that if a genre of music has it's own award show, they shouldn't be a part of the others? Either get rid of the CMA's, or take them out of all the others. Why give that music 2 or more awards shows? What makes country music so f-ing special? It's not even any good. I like music with lots of swears and violence in it :P

8) Speaking of TV, how freakin annoying is it that they always interrupt TV shows for Special Breaking News reports? Like we're not going to hear about it! They always seem to do it during cliff hanger Friday's during soap operas. Those bastards! I love it when they do it during blizzards when you're sitting in front of the TV. Like I don't know it's a freakin blizzard outside! Put my f-ing show back on!

VC's 3 -- Action Heroes

Worst

3) Jason Statham: This guy can kick ass but he lacks character. I love his type of movies but I don't watch them.

2) Jet Li: Like above, this guy kicks ass. I think the special martial arts effect are going a little too far. I liked it better when it was more authentic. This guy, unfortunately, is a victim of that dislike.

1) Angelina Jolie: I don't why but something about this woman as the ass kicker doesn't suit well with me. She seems too fake in her action roles. Mr. and Mrs. Smith wasn't bad but I think she has had much better roles.


Best

3) Arnold Schwarzenegger: Come on! Do you really think he wouldn't make my top 3 action heroes. He was a freakin icon in the industry. Nobody could break a neck like him.

2) Brendan Frasier: Even though he has probably done more of something else. There is something about this guy that kicks total ass when he's the action hero. The Mummy movies are some of my favorite movies, execpt for the 4th one.

1) Bruce Willis: A lot of people may disagree with me here, but give me a freakin break! John McClane is the freakin man! The Die Hard movies are the best action movies of all time and that gives BW the best action hero on my list.

till next time

The Visionchild

www.dansvisionproductions.com

- Beware: Lots of Anger!

I know this is an entertainment blog, but every now and then I tend to talk about more serious stuff. Since there is nothing worth talking about right now in the entertainment world, I am going to discuss my opinion on something more serious.

Those that know me know my opinion of those who commit acts of extreme violence. When I say extreme violence, I'm not talking about dealing pot, robbing a liquor store, or even beating up someone just for fun. I'm talking about senseless murder, rape, child abuse, kidnapping, etc. I'll be the first to admit that I'm not very educated in the field of law and, to be honest with you, I couldn't even tell you what states allow the death penalty. All I can tell you is that the asshole who shot up everyone in the Fort Hood military base ... should be killed.

I invite anyone out there to answer this question ... what gives people like this the right to be alive?

I feel very strongly about this type of bullshit. For those of you that have read my book, it is the plot of the story. I created a vigilante killer to avenge those who are victims of extreme violence. Of course I added fun to it, but it is stories like this that gave me the ammunition.

Why in the world do we keep people like this alive? Would it really be wrong if someone just put a bullet in the head? Would it not be justified? What about the families of the victims? Don't they deserve a little justice? Is it really justice to give people like this an opportunity to defend themselves in a court of law, especially if they're caught red handed in the violent act? Is it really justice that if found guilty, they get to eat, sleep, play, and socialize? Why should these people get the same civil liberties as everyone else? I don't usually say this word in full on this blog, but what the FUCK is wrong with this system? Why is it that pot dealers get 10 years when a convicted rapist gets 2?

Onto the next story that makes me wish I didn't share the same air as some people. The gang rape of a teenage girl in CA while everyone watched ... Hello? Why are these little useless pieces of shit still alive? OH I KNOW! ... because they're only kids and they didn't know any better. They need psychiatric help to deal with the trauma. Those poor kids, how are they going to cope with this? Shut the fuck up and go kill yourselves! Stop spending our tax dollars on lawyers and hard worker's time doing jury duty for worthless cockholes like this.

Here's an alternative for those of you who don't agree with me. We can take all of these criminals, strip them down to their boxer shorts, give them a handgun with one bullet, and drop them in the middle of a middle eastern desert. Then you tell them, "Best of luck."

I do apologize for my evilness in this post but I can't fathom what is going on in this country. How many shooting sprees, gang rapes, child abuse cases, and whatever other sick twisted act people come up with do we have to deal with before the necessary harsh action is taken? Save prison space for morons like the balloon family, not sick freaks like the Fort Hood killer.

Random Thoughts:

1) Rihanna finally opens up about her toolbox ex-boyfriend. Why would she bother? It's not like there's anyone left on earth that doesn't know about it. I'm glad she's ok though. I'm a big fan.

2) Hulk Hogan goes to TNA and is allegedly going to run the show. Hulk Hogan! Don't make too much money because your lazy no-good ex-wife will find a legal way to take it from you. TNA is getting better and better. I'm very intriqued by this story.

3) Speaking of professional wrestling, Maryse is coming back at Survivor Series! One of my favorite Divas.

4) Christmas is soon to take over the world. It blows my mind that we celebrate the birth of Christ by being completely stressed out, spending money we don't have, wasting valueable time in check out lines 2 miles long, lying to little kids, and having the worst road rage of the year which end up in numerous fender benders and fist fights over parking spaces. Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that the suicide rate is highest on this day. Interesting celebration for our savior's birthday. This explains a lot. Hence why I think religion, all shapes and forms ... is a bunch of crap. Don't worry everyone, I do play along for the sake of my children. I wouldn't ruin it for them because I think the holiday sucks.

VCs Top 3 -- TV Sitcom's

Worst 3:

3) Golden Girls: Even though this was on the line-up for family TV night when I was very young, I had no desire to watch the fictional lives of four old ladies. It had funny parts but I was never really psyched about it.

2) Murphy Brown: I never did, nor do I still, like to listen to Candice Bergen talk. It was like nails on a chalkboard. It was a funny show at times but her talking ruined it.

1) Blossom: The opening segment for this show ruined everything. This was the worst show for that very reason.

Top 3:

3) Friends: This is the only show I ever watched where I was envious of the life that the characters had. I would love to have close friends that spend that much time together just having fun. This show gave me some of the best laughing fits.

2) Fresh Prince of Bel-Air: I have to admit that I'm now sick of this show because I've seen every episode about 34 times. The Fresh Prince's dancing, and the fact that I was willing to watch each episode 34 times gave this a second place vote.

1) Scrubs: This is one of the only shows in history that has made me laugh hysterically when there wasn't even anything funny. I drive my wife crazy with my laughter at this genious show. I've never seen a show with better chemistry between the characters. I will never get sick of watching Scrubs. This has won my vote for top TV sitcom.


Till next time
The Visionchild
www.dansvisionproductions.com

- Slackers

My apologies for slacking off on the blog front. It's been a crazy busy couple of weeks in my hectic life. Between Halloween, trying to get my next book finished, and other work related craziness, I haven't had any free time. If I'm lucky, I get about 30 minutes with my wife per day.

To be honest with you, another reason why I haven't written anything here is because, quite simply, there really isn't anything new to talk about in the entertainment world. It's the same old boring bullshit.

- The media still has a hard-on for Michael Jackson and his ridiculously over-hyped movie, the media still has a hard-on over those two jackass toolboxes Jon and Kate, the rich and famous continue to piss and moan about how difficult life is, and celebrities keep on doing stupid shit to stay famous ... what else can I say?

I do want to mention something funny about Ass and Bigger Ass (Jon and Kate). I was in the check out line at the super market the other day, and I was browsing at all the magazine covers they keep on the shelves. I can't remember exactly which magazine it was but there was big headline across the top that read: - This Issue is Gosselin Free! - I shook my head and said, "Ass."

Ever since I started this blog, I've been paying a little more attention to what goes on the entertainment world, and with everyday that goes by, I'm glad I'm not famous. "HOLY SHIT! THE VISIONCHILD IS GETTING INTO HIS CAR AND DRIVING THROUGH DUNKIN DONUTS TO GET A COFFEE COOLATA! .... ALERT THE MEDIA!"

I have sympathy for these people, at least the decent ones that appreciate what they have and continue to work hard for it. I can't imagine having cameras in my face everywhere I went. A lot of celebrities can't even take a shit without being bombarded with flashes.

Well, I've decided to start something new to keep this blog fresh and active. There isn't always something to discuss and I really enjoy writing on here. What I'm going to do is add a little section at the end after the random thoughts. I'm calling it VC's 3. Everytime I write on here, I will choose a random subject and pick the best 3 and worst 3 of that particular topic/subject followed by a smart-ass comment (if I can). For example, this week I chose Professional Wrestlers. You will also see movies, songs, books, etc. I invite everyone to leave a comment and give your best and worst 3 of the particular subject.

Random thoughts:

1) Missing Florida baby found alive in babysitters home, under a bed, in a box. I'm happy to hear the baby's okay. Now all they have to do is make whoever's responsible not ok.

2) Is Dancing with the Stars over yet?

3) Who should I route for during the Patriots and Saints game in a few weeks? The Pats are my team, but as of late, the Saints have earned my respect.

4) THE YANKEES WON THE WORLD SERIES!!! Oh yeah ... I really don't give a shit about that team or the sport for that matter. I would rather sit on my lawn with an ice cold beer and a slice of pizza, watching my lawn grow ... in the winter. I can't support an activity where participants make millions of dollars a year for hitting a ball with a stick. The only ones who deserve a deserving paycheck are the pitchers, and I think teachers should be paid more.

OK, here we go!

VC's 3: Topic --- Current Professional Wrestlers (1 is best, or worst)

VC's Bottom 3:

3) Santino Marella (WWE-RAW) - Funny guy, terrible wrestler. This guy has become a joke. He was on the other list when he was the IC champ. They should just can the guy.

2) Chavo Guerrero (WWE-RAW) - What the f happened to you? Read above. Comes from the legendary Pro Wrestling Guerrero family, and they are making a joke out of him.

1) Scott Steiner (TNA) - I love his character, but he needs to do something different. He looks and talks like a bad-ass and he gets whopped every time he fights someone. TNA management either needs to make him a monster, or get rid of him. He's becoming useless and he is making other wrestlers who world with him look bad. he is my vote for worst professional wrestler

VC's Top 3:

3) CM Punk (WWE - Smackdown) - Brilliant move becoming a heel. Awesome mic skills, great wrestler, and freakin funny as hell with his anti-drug lines.

2) Eric Young (TNA) - Best mic skills in the business right now. He was made to be a leader of an evil faction. I only hope that he can back up his words because they're brilliant.

1) Randy Orton (WWE-RAW) - There is nobody more talented in the business as this guy. His character is beyond heel and he plays the role of a psychotic to a tee. He deserves the strap and I hope he gets it back soon. He wins best professional wrestler.

Your thoughts?

Till next time

The Visionchild

www.dansvisionproductions.com