Holy F-ing shit! I can't remember a time when I was so busy. I remember the days before I had children ... my wife and I seemed to always be bored. It's amazing what having two little kids can do. Boredom is now a distant memory. In fact, I really can't remember what it was like to be bored. It's amazing though, every since I had my boys, the projects around the house have drastically increased. What makes it amazing is that those projects were there to do before the kids were. Why the F didn't I do them then?
I hope everyone had a happy holiday season. Mine was ... busy. Family, friends, bullshit shopping, bullshit traffic, bullshit check out lines, bullshit wrapping, bullshit cleaning, bullshit overeating. It was fun though. Now that my oldest son is two (he was 2 weeks shy of two at Xmas), he had a lot more fun than last year. I think his favorite gift was a toothbrush Santa got him for a stocking stuffer, haha! I guess there could be worse things. My wife spoiled me rotten as always.
I guess I should take a few minutes to explain my absence. Well, read the above 2 paragraphs. that should answer your question. On top of all of that, I spent a lot of time putting the finishing touches on my new novel, VisionII The Black Skull, which is now available on Amazon and my author website, http://www.dansvisionproductions.com/ I had a deadline of New Years Eve so I had to spend every second of the 3 minutes of free time I have per day to finish that. I also promised a fellow author that I would read her book. I'm glad I did because it was probably the best book I have ever read. If interested, it's called 'Pieces' by Julia Dudek. You can get all of that information on her author website at http://www.juliadudek.com/. I highly recommend it!
Back to the point of this blog ... I need to complain! OH BOY do I need to complain. However, before I go on, I have to say that one of my Xmas gifts was a new CD player for my car which had been broken for over a year. Because of that, I pay less attention to the bullshit in the entertainment world, However, I still keep up with the top stories and believe me, I will bitch about them.
Tiger Woods: You are a freaking toolbox. Why the hell would you cheat on your wife? From what I can see, she's a great mother, supportive of the on the road for half the year career, a faithful woman, and she's smokin hot! What the F are you thinking, you jackass? Anyways, as much of a idiot as he is, I don't agree that his career should be punished for it. Some endorsements, maybe. But I don't think that because he can't keep his prick in one place, he should be denied the fact that he is one of the best golfers ever, if not, the best ever. Personal life bullshit shouldn't reflect on his career. If and when he comes back, you can bet your asses that ratings will fly. I hope is wife takes him to the cleaners because in this case, she deserves it.
Another Hollywood star gone ... Brittany Murphy. Why is it that all of these rich, famous, popular movie stars end up hooked on mad drugs and eventually dying? Is your line of work that stressful that you need to use drugs to get by. Why don't you just take a vacation? It's not like you can't afford it. I was a big fan ... it's a sad story.
I just signed on to MSNBC.com and they had raw video footage of the 7.0 earthquake that just rocked Haiti. I understand that the news needs to be reported, but is it really necessary to have video cameras in the faces of screaming children who are petrified? this kind of shit really makes me sick. I know I know, freedom of press bullshit, but is it too much to ask to have some tact? Why don't you put the cameras down and help those young kids you're videotaping find their parents buried in the rumble right next to you? Asshole dipshit heartless reporter shitheads.I could probably go on forever bitchin about shit right now, but I won't bore any of you too much since it's my first day back.
Random Thoughts:
1) Michael Jackson is still dead, everyone. Try and move on.
2) American Idol is back. Great, just what I need. Check out the entertainment headlines on MSNBC.com. It has 9 of the top 10 stories. How the hell will we move on from Simon Cowell's retirement from the show GOD HELP US! MY LIFE IS OVER!
3) Lost is coming back soon. So help me God, if this ends with aliens, or they all wake up on the plane simultaneously after sharing a long dream, I will break my brand new TV with the glare of my eyes. The force will come out of me and my new name will be Carrie White. I dedicated 6 f-ing years watching every second of this goddamn show and if the ending is anything short than brilliant, I will flip.
4) Heroes is back. Not liking season 4 so far.
5) Hulk Hogan is running TNA and guarantees he will beat Vince in the new pending Monday night war. LMMFAO!
6) Katy Perry is getting married ... to a jabroni. What is it about her that is super f-ing hot? She's not even that good looking. If my wife reads this (which she doesn't) ... D'OH!
7) For all those debating whether or not to get Blu-Ray to replace the DVD player ... do it. It is very much worth it.
8) VisionII: The Black Skull is now available in both paperback and PDF E-book. I heard it is was really good and the author is pretty good lookin :) http://www.dansvisionproductions.com/ You can also get the first book for FREE at this website.
VC's Top 3: Best 5 Movie Lines of All-Time
5) Dogma: Bridge Scene
Linda Fiorentino: "You know Jesus?"
Chris Rock: "Know him? Nigga owes me 7 dollas."
4) Rain Man: Car scene fighting over underwear
Tom Cruise: Slamming the steering wheel - "Ray, did you fucking hear what I said, SHUT UP!"
3) Repossessed: The final exorcism scene
Leslie Nielsen yelling at the devil: "Will you put a sock in it!"
2) Back to the Future: McFly residence
Biff Tannen: "I had your car towed all the way to your house and all you got for me is a light beer?" Walks up to Marty ... "What are you looking at, Butthead?"
1) Back to the Future: McFly residence
George McFly: "Biff, can I assume that your insurance will cover it?"
Biff Tannen: "My insurance? It's your car! Your insurance should pay for it. I want to know who's gonna pay for this (holds bottom of jacket up). I spilled beer all over me when that car ran into me ... who's gonna pay my cleaning bill?"
Although these may not seem funny to anyone, you have to understand my family to get it. These 5 scenes were the causes of numerous episodes of breathless, silent laughter.
Till next time
The Visionchild
http://www.dansvisionproductions.com/
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