I took my time writing about this because I figured I would give the story some time to unravel. To be honest with you, there hasn't too much in the entertainment news industry that has fascinated me lately. However, before I get into the main topic of this session, I want to share something with you ... all three readers :)
I purchased the People magazine where it featured Jaycee Dugard. Now, there have been tons of stories in my memory of little kids being kidnapped and so forth, but there is something about this story and Jaycee that really gets to me. It would be simple to say that this particular case so far has had a happy ending, unlike most of the other cases we have heard about. But to be honest with you, as much as it's great that she's ok, that's not it. I look at her picture on the magazine and my heart just breaks into pieces. I should be totally psyched that this woman is okay, and I am, but I can't help but feel such overwhelming sympathy for her. It may sound strange, but it almost feels like she was/is my friend. I can't explain it better than that. I really wish there was something I could do for her and her kids. Unfortunately, it's impossible. I'll tell you this ... if I were rich, they would be too. I've even thought about writing her a letter just telling her that I am glad she is back and she has been such an inspiration to so many people, including jabronis like myself. I can't imagine the amount of stress that woman is going through right now and I will absolutely not be a part of that, so I have to just stick to my thoughts and hope that she lives a long and happy life with her kids.
Now, back to character ...
I have vented numerous times about people doing stupid shit in order to get famous. What makes things worse is that we continue to give them what they want. I'm now talking about that family of jackasses, the Heene's. For those that don't know of them, they are the toolboxes that pulled off the recent balloon hoax (allegedly).
Are you people serious? Did you really make up a story about your 6 years old kid being stuck in a balloon that took off? I really hope not. When someone rapes, tortures, or murders, I have a tendency to get angry and wish slow death upon you, but in this circumstance, I don't. I simply wish that someone would just slap the stupid right off your f-ing face.
The sad thing about it is that it was allegedly done for publicity. Apparantly, these morons were turned down a reality show deal after appearing on Wife Swap. Well, out of desperation they pull this stunt. Well, congratulations assclowns, you're more than likely going to get your wish. You will have a show within a year, even if it's from jail. After you get out, you'll hit the tabloids, then you'll appear on Oprah to set the story straight. Next thing you know, you're world famous millionaires. Give me a break. At least Jaycee Dugard wouldn't show pictures of her kids. At least there's someone out there with some class, and she deserves more attention than anyone.
Some stories, whether they are desperate cries for attention or not, may deserve some media attention. These people do not at all qualify. If they really did create this assinine story, just put them in jail for a few years and forget about them. That would make the most sense. Will we do that? No. Do I understand it? No. Does it make any f-ing sense? No. This is just a prime example of why I get so irritated at the world I can't seem to get myself out of.
Random Thoughts:
1) I'm a little diappointed in radio personality Cooper Lawrence. She said that Evan Rachel Wood is a "terrible actress"! What the hell is she smokin?
2) Saw 6 coming out Friday. As much as everyone will disagree with me here, they do a very good job continuing a story that ended after part 2.
3) This is the first year I wasn't at the video game store purchasing Smackdown vs Raw on its release date. I'm so disappointed in myself.
4) Getting psyched for Celebrity Apprentice 3. My vote is hands down for Bret Michaels with Maria Kanellis a close 2nd.
5) Man in TN arrested for multiple acts of beastiality! What the f is his problem?
Till next time
The Visionchild
www.dansvisionproductions.com
Wednesday, October 21, 2009
Friday, October 16, 2009
- Boobies & Bullshit
I rarely blog two days in a row but in this circumstance, I really had no choice. Don't worry, I'll keep this one short. The reason is that, as always, I came across an article on msnbc.com which shows a picture of John McCain's daughter Meghan, which she apparently posted on twitter, along with a goofy statement. Naturally, as expected in this f'ed up society we live in, she has been destroyed by numerous media outlets, especially in the field of politics. Here's the picture ... http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/33331085/ns/today-today_people/
First off, I don't really give a shit about politics. I know I should, but I don't. In my opinion, there aren't too many politicians out there who aren't corrupt in some form or another. But anyone who made negative comments about this girl, I have two sets of four words for you ... SHUT THE F UP & GET A F---ING LIFE!
Are you serious? Are people really insulting this girl and calling her a slut for posting a picture which shows a little boobage? WOW! A president can get a suck job while he's married and still be socially accepted. It's amazing to me.
I know she'll never read this, but I have a message for Meghan. You should pose for Playboy just to tell those idiots who are insulting you to f off. Put an F on one knocker, and a U on the other.
I absolutely cannot stand people like this ... "You don't have to pull cheap gags like this to get attention. Leave this to the Paris Hiltons of the world," one of the milder rebukes went. "You knew you were posting a nearly NSFW photo, so don't pretend like you're surprised at people's reaction."
Whoever wrote that (it wasn't stated), I have some advice for you ... go out and get laid. You need it! And what's wrong with Paris Hilton besides being a little on the stupid side?
I would like all of you to read this article about a mother ...
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/33340225/ns/us_news-crime_and_courts/
Seriously, I can't even discuss this topic. Sometimes I wish they would bring back public hangings for sick twisted freaks like this. Actually, in this case, hanging would be too f-ing generous. Crucifixion is getting warmer. I know ... Crucified while being stoned. That's more like it! Anybody that can harm their children like this deserve nothing but a slow, painful, merciless, torturous death. I've already discussed it more than I wanted to. Moving on ...
Random thoughts:
1) Is Flash Forward the new Lost? I hope not. I love Lost, but I can't deal with 6 more years of mystery.
2) For all Biggest Loser fans, Tracey is a freakin genius!
3) Still waiting for TNA to bring back Angelina Love.
4) Vote for Linda in CT!
5) Dancing with the Stars is planning a Michael Jackson tribute ... Makes me wonder if he knew what he was doing when he OD'd. It seemed like a brilliant career move. I really hope he gets to rest in peace someday.
6) Have I mentioned that my novel, Vision: Evan's Book is available as an e-book for FREE?
Email me at visionchild77@yahoo.com for a copy.
till next time
The Visionchild
www.dansvisionproductions.com
First off, I don't really give a shit about politics. I know I should, but I don't. In my opinion, there aren't too many politicians out there who aren't corrupt in some form or another. But anyone who made negative comments about this girl, I have two sets of four words for you ... SHUT THE F UP & GET A F---ING LIFE!
Are you serious? Are people really insulting this girl and calling her a slut for posting a picture which shows a little boobage? WOW! A president can get a suck job while he's married and still be socially accepted. It's amazing to me.
I know she'll never read this, but I have a message for Meghan. You should pose for Playboy just to tell those idiots who are insulting you to f off. Put an F on one knocker, and a U on the other.
I absolutely cannot stand people like this ... "You don't have to pull cheap gags like this to get attention. Leave this to the Paris Hiltons of the world," one of the milder rebukes went. "You knew you were posting a nearly NSFW photo, so don't pretend like you're surprised at people's reaction."
Whoever wrote that (it wasn't stated), I have some advice for you ... go out and get laid. You need it! And what's wrong with Paris Hilton besides being a little on the stupid side?
I would like all of you to read this article about a mother ...
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/33340225/ns/us_news-crime_and_courts/
Seriously, I can't even discuss this topic. Sometimes I wish they would bring back public hangings for sick twisted freaks like this. Actually, in this case, hanging would be too f-ing generous. Crucifixion is getting warmer. I know ... Crucified while being stoned. That's more like it! Anybody that can harm their children like this deserve nothing but a slow, painful, merciless, torturous death. I've already discussed it more than I wanted to. Moving on ...
Random thoughts:
1) Is Flash Forward the new Lost? I hope not. I love Lost, but I can't deal with 6 more years of mystery.
2) For all Biggest Loser fans, Tracey is a freakin genius!
3) Still waiting for TNA to bring back Angelina Love.
4) Vote for Linda in CT!
5) Dancing with the Stars is planning a Michael Jackson tribute ... Makes me wonder if he knew what he was doing when he OD'd. It seemed like a brilliant career move. I really hope he gets to rest in peace someday.
6) Have I mentioned that my novel, Vision: Evan's Book is available as an e-book for FREE?
Email me at visionchild77@yahoo.com for a copy.
till next time
The Visionchild
www.dansvisionproductions.com
Wednesday, October 14, 2009
- Teen Icons
This is going to be short and sweet because with this particular topic, I could write a book.
I just finished reading an article on msnbc.com regarding the new cover of Teen Vogue Magazine. On the cover are two teen super models, one of them being pregnant. The article also references the pregnancy debacle of Jamie Lynn Spears and how it basically caused a major issue since she was a teen star and parents had to explain to their kids why she disappeared. Obviously if your the star of a TV show, especially a child star, you have to live by a certain moral standard. God f-ing forbid someone makes a mistake. Don't forget though people, it's okay for adult stars to have affairs, break laws, take drugs ... do parents explain to them why those ratings skyrocket? Or, are they too busy watching those shows? Why aren't famous adults given the same rules as child stars? NICE EXAMPLE YOU'RE SETTING MEDIA! The eight children of Jon and Kate ... look at their role models ... very very very sad. So when they get their own TV show when they're 16 and one of them screws up, who are you going to blame?
Anyway, before I begin to rant about my opinion on teen pregnancy, which I do NOT condone for the record, I wanted to make a simple point. I just think it's fascinating, at the same time, highly disturbing. Because one of those teen super models is pregnant, she and the magazine are going to be ripped apart in the media. I'm not 100% positive, but it sounded like the only reason they went ahead with the cover was because everything was already scheduled and it was too late to change it. Here's the fascinating part, am I the only one that notices how unbelievably and disturbingly skinny these girls are?
This has always been a fascinating topic for me. I really want to stress that I feel very bad for a lot of supermodels. I feel bad because they really have to live an unhealthy lifestyle in order to make it in the career they love. I don't give a shit who you are, you are not healthy if your knees are thicker than your thighs. It's really disturbing to me that in order to walk the catwalk sporting the new fashion, you have to be able to fit your entire body through a cheerio! Yet, the media, parents, critics, reporters, and many others are focusing on the pregnancy? What about the poor girl's health? Don't you freakin people see that there is a bigger problem? Maybe in this circumstance, there isn't a problem, but there is no doubt in my mind that there IS a problem.
It's just crazy to me that we see pregnancy as being such bad thing, while we basically condone anorexia ... a deadly disease that kills people everyday. I really wish I can say that supermodels are beautiful people. I'm sure they are on the inside which counts for a lot, but in the industry, it doesn't. I'm sorry, but I just can't see physical beauty in supermodels. It's very very very sad that the world of fashion and modeling has to do this to those people who want to be in that world, especially kids. If I was 6 feet tall, weighed 85 pounds, and my boss said I was overweight, I would beat their ass on general f-ing principle. I don't mean to sound insensitive because I know that anorexia is a terrible thing. That's my point here. I can't support an industry that makes billions of dollars off encouraging people to become ill. I know that not all of them do, and not all of them are toothpick skinny, but I'm going on majority here. It's what I see, and what I see on that magazine cover, are two girls that look very very ill.
I just finished reading an article on msnbc.com regarding the new cover of Teen Vogue Magazine. On the cover are two teen super models, one of them being pregnant. The article also references the pregnancy debacle of Jamie Lynn Spears and how it basically caused a major issue since she was a teen star and parents had to explain to their kids why she disappeared. Obviously if your the star of a TV show, especially a child star, you have to live by a certain moral standard. God f-ing forbid someone makes a mistake. Don't forget though people, it's okay for adult stars to have affairs, break laws, take drugs ... do parents explain to them why those ratings skyrocket? Or, are they too busy watching those shows? Why aren't famous adults given the same rules as child stars? NICE EXAMPLE YOU'RE SETTING MEDIA! The eight children of Jon and Kate ... look at their role models ... very very very sad. So when they get their own TV show when they're 16 and one of them screws up, who are you going to blame?
Anyway, before I begin to rant about my opinion on teen pregnancy, which I do NOT condone for the record, I wanted to make a simple point. I just think it's fascinating, at the same time, highly disturbing. Because one of those teen super models is pregnant, she and the magazine are going to be ripped apart in the media. I'm not 100% positive, but it sounded like the only reason they went ahead with the cover was because everything was already scheduled and it was too late to change it. Here's the fascinating part, am I the only one that notices how unbelievably and disturbingly skinny these girls are?
This has always been a fascinating topic for me. I really want to stress that I feel very bad for a lot of supermodels. I feel bad because they really have to live an unhealthy lifestyle in order to make it in the career they love. I don't give a shit who you are, you are not healthy if your knees are thicker than your thighs. It's really disturbing to me that in order to walk the catwalk sporting the new fashion, you have to be able to fit your entire body through a cheerio! Yet, the media, parents, critics, reporters, and many others are focusing on the pregnancy? What about the poor girl's health? Don't you freakin people see that there is a bigger problem? Maybe in this circumstance, there isn't a problem, but there is no doubt in my mind that there IS a problem.
It's just crazy to me that we see pregnancy as being such bad thing, while we basically condone anorexia ... a deadly disease that kills people everyday. I really wish I can say that supermodels are beautiful people. I'm sure they are on the inside which counts for a lot, but in the industry, it doesn't. I'm sorry, but I just can't see physical beauty in supermodels. It's very very very sad that the world of fashion and modeling has to do this to those people who want to be in that world, especially kids. If I was 6 feet tall, weighed 85 pounds, and my boss said I was overweight, I would beat their ass on general f-ing principle. I don't mean to sound insensitive because I know that anorexia is a terrible thing. That's my point here. I can't support an industry that makes billions of dollars off encouraging people to become ill. I know that not all of them do, and not all of them are toothpick skinny, but I'm going on majority here. It's what I see, and what I see on that magazine cover, are two girls that look very very ill.
Here's the link to the article. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/33317625/ns/entertainment-gossip/
I have to stop because like I said, I could write a book.
Random Thoughts:
1) I just saw the recent picture of Jaycee Dugard. My heart breaks for that poor girl. I am a writer who has a tendency to create violent death scenes in my books. That sick freak who kidnapped her has inspired future scenes. I hope he rots in hell by his balls!
2) Chuck Liddell was hosed!
3) Jon and Kate ... I thought taking 'stupid' pills were only a means for a joke. I didn't realize they were a real drug until you two jabronis appeared in the media.
4) Five teenagers set a kid on fire in Florida. Your punishment ... live a nice warm place with other rebellious kids, people cook for you, clean for you, you get to be away from the parents you probably hate, you get special education, you get free counseling. This poor kid is spending at least 5 months in a hospital, suffering! Appropriate punishment, they should have 5 months of community service in a morgue, then spend the rest of their worthless lives in prison. I love kids but I have no sympathy for these little mother f'ers. And if anyone writes to me and says, "Oh, but they're just kids ... they need special help ... we need to look deeper into the problem." Save your finger strength because I'll tell you right now, I don't give a shit.
5) I don't watch the shows, but I think it's funny that each new season of the Bachelor and the Bachelorette features the runner up from the previous season. Is being the runner up really a bad thing? Think about it. If you're a guy who got turned down in season 4, don't sweat it. You get your choice of 25 super hot chicks in season 5!
6) Can someone answer this for me? How the hell did the Kardashian girls become famous? I'm not bashing them, I just don't know. Who the F are they?
7) Captain Lou Albano died. I remember listening to him on the very first WWF Wrestling Album. Jesse Ventura says, "What's Captain Lou Albano gonna do, strum the rubber bands on his face?" That was some funny shit! Peace CLA
8) Miley Cyrus has stopped tweeting! I'm a big fan of hers, but seriously ... who gives a crap? Are media outlets that hard up for material? Shit, they should report that the Visionchild has a future bestseller!
till next time
The Visionchild
www.dansvisionproductions.com
Tuesday, October 6, 2009
- Scandal = Fame
There's a part of me that wishes I had fame and fortune, but when I hear stories about affairs, extortion, even murder, I'm glad I'm a graveyard shift worker making an hourly wage while spending my days at home with my children.
Obviously, I'm talking about the most recent scandal with someone famous, David Letterman. Since he is the talk of almost every single entertainment story right now, I guess it's my duty to say something. So here it is ... David Letterman had multiple affairs: Are you really that surprised?
This is a complete guess, but I think at least twice a year, someone who we claim to be a flawless entertainer does something stupid that supposedly ruins their reputation. The funny thing is that their reputation isn't ruined at all. In fact, it's the complete opposite. People become intrigued by these stories and if it involves someone that has their own television show, their ratings skyrocket. (Side Note: I waited to post this blog until the ratings came in for his show after everything went down. As I predicted, I was right.)
In a twisted way, doing something stupid will make your career. Look at those two jabronis, Jon and Kate. Would anyone give a crap about them if they were normal? It's a very simple formula, Scandal = Fame. If you do something 'bad' you get the attention you crave. It makes you wonder, do famous people do this shit on purpose? In some circumstances, I think they do. I bet Jon and Kate are sippin a $2,000 bottle of champaign right now, laughing at everyone.
I'm going to list a few names and I bet you ANYTHING that negativity crosses your mind before the positive ... Here we go:
Britney Spears
Lindsey Lohan
Paris Hilton
Chris Brown
Amy Whinehouse
Roman Polanski
Jon and Kate Gosselin
It's too funny to me. Everyone on that list is known for doing stupid shit, yet, they are more famous now than they ever were before. They are the talks of practically every media outlet in existence. Producers are paying top dollar for their pictures and interviews, they're probably going to get E! True Hollywood Stories if they don't already, they'll probably have movies made about their stories ... I could go on forever! I bet they sit around and say, "My career is at a dead end. What can I do? I know! I can start doing mad drugs, or, I can go beat up my girlfriend, or, I can go to rehab about 6,000 times."
As much as I would love my books to enter the best sellers list with a possible movie deal, I have to say that it would be a disturbing world to enter. Why don't we ever hear about someone like Will Smith? He's very successful, he makes great movies, he's one hell of a comedian, he has a good family, a happy marriage. But wait, he hasn't done anything stupid so he's off the media radar. Am I the only one that sees something wrong here? When it comes to the entertainment world, why are 9 out of 10 stories negative? What the F is wrong with us?
Entertainment can be so freakin frustrating. I ask myself every day why I enjoy it so much. Not that I need it, but it's a wonderful reminder of how lucky I am to be ordinary. However, I can safely say that if a film producer wanted my script, I would ask, "How much?"
Random thoughts:
1) I love how the people that don't dance well on DWTS get harsh criticism. I didn't realize you had to be an expert dancer to be on the show. I don't think it's really fair to have someone with over 30 years of dancing experience on the show. It's a freaking sham!
2) I have to say that Jordin Sparks is on the top of my list right now for best voice.
3) Michael Vick gets a TV show on BET. I think everyone should read this blog again ... the defense rests.
4) Rumors that One Life to Live is being cancelled next year. Good, one less show I have to watch. I hate that I like soap operas!
5) My novel, Vision: Evan's Book is now FREE (PDF e-book version). Email me at visionchild77@yahoo.com and ask for it.
till next time
The Visionchild
www.dansvisionproductions.com
Obviously, I'm talking about the most recent scandal with someone famous, David Letterman. Since he is the talk of almost every single entertainment story right now, I guess it's my duty to say something. So here it is ... David Letterman had multiple affairs: Are you really that surprised?
This is a complete guess, but I think at least twice a year, someone who we claim to be a flawless entertainer does something stupid that supposedly ruins their reputation. The funny thing is that their reputation isn't ruined at all. In fact, it's the complete opposite. People become intrigued by these stories and if it involves someone that has their own television show, their ratings skyrocket. (Side Note: I waited to post this blog until the ratings came in for his show after everything went down. As I predicted, I was right.)
In a twisted way, doing something stupid will make your career. Look at those two jabronis, Jon and Kate. Would anyone give a crap about them if they were normal? It's a very simple formula, Scandal = Fame. If you do something 'bad' you get the attention you crave. It makes you wonder, do famous people do this shit on purpose? In some circumstances, I think they do. I bet Jon and Kate are sippin a $2,000 bottle of champaign right now, laughing at everyone.
I'm going to list a few names and I bet you ANYTHING that negativity crosses your mind before the positive ... Here we go:
Britney Spears
Lindsey Lohan
Paris Hilton
Chris Brown
Amy Whinehouse
Roman Polanski
Jon and Kate Gosselin
It's too funny to me. Everyone on that list is known for doing stupid shit, yet, they are more famous now than they ever were before. They are the talks of practically every media outlet in existence. Producers are paying top dollar for their pictures and interviews, they're probably going to get E! True Hollywood Stories if they don't already, they'll probably have movies made about their stories ... I could go on forever! I bet they sit around and say, "My career is at a dead end. What can I do? I know! I can start doing mad drugs, or, I can go beat up my girlfriend, or, I can go to rehab about 6,000 times."
As much as I would love my books to enter the best sellers list with a possible movie deal, I have to say that it would be a disturbing world to enter. Why don't we ever hear about someone like Will Smith? He's very successful, he makes great movies, he's one hell of a comedian, he has a good family, a happy marriage. But wait, he hasn't done anything stupid so he's off the media radar. Am I the only one that sees something wrong here? When it comes to the entertainment world, why are 9 out of 10 stories negative? What the F is wrong with us?
Entertainment can be so freakin frustrating. I ask myself every day why I enjoy it so much. Not that I need it, but it's a wonderful reminder of how lucky I am to be ordinary. However, I can safely say that if a film producer wanted my script, I would ask, "How much?"
Random thoughts:
1) I love how the people that don't dance well on DWTS get harsh criticism. I didn't realize you had to be an expert dancer to be on the show. I don't think it's really fair to have someone with over 30 years of dancing experience on the show. It's a freaking sham!
2) I have to say that Jordin Sparks is on the top of my list right now for best voice.
3) Michael Vick gets a TV show on BET. I think everyone should read this blog again ... the defense rests.
4) Rumors that One Life to Live is being cancelled next year. Good, one less show I have to watch. I hate that I like soap operas!
5) My novel, Vision: Evan's Book is now FREE (PDF e-book version). Email me at visionchild77@yahoo.com and ask for it.
till next time
The Visionchild
www.dansvisionproductions.com
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